FREAKISHLY LARGE KNIFE!

from Such Is The Zest by Chris Hardy World

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    This is my 2020 solo album - 10 new songs and awesome original artwork by Jacob Boland! Musically, this is mostly acoustic rock but sometimes it's folk-ish, jazzy, easy listening-y and one song is just too weird to describe using adjectives (it's called FREAKISHLY LARGE KNIFE!).

    I wrote the songs, played all instruments, recorded it, engineered it, produced it and got it mastered by the legendary Scott Horton at virtualmixengineer.com .

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lyrics

you could say i'm a little nervous
with the blade that shines in my eye
underlying awkwardness and danger
are always in the back of my mind

so follow me into the kitchen
where everything there has its use
open the drawer and you might feel
the fear that one thing can induce

chorus:
FREAKISHLY LARGE KNIFE (freakishly large knife)
please don't let me get cut or stabbed or gored
FREAKISHLY LARGE KNIFE (freakishly large knife)
so, at what point does it become a sword?

it looks way too big for just a steak
like an error in the evolution
maybe it's a relic that's left over
from medieval times for executions?

bridge:
all the other knives in the set
are the most reasonable size you can get
that's a fine line on which i'm steppin'
is it flatware
or is it a weapon?

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from Such Is The Zest, released July 14, 2020

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chris hardy world Edgefield, South Carolina

I write songs myself. I record them all myself. I play all the instruments (including real actual drums) myself. I do everything myself - the only job you have is to listen and enjoy! Isn't that easy?

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